support the cause if you want

don’t be a dick

This is the first website for Earth… and maybe Mars if Elon can get his shit together.

Thanks for the good time

i love you all

For real though… huge thanks to all 185 of you legends who decided to follow this chaotic mission. This operation continues for you, your future, and a world that is at least slightly brighter with fewer assholes roaming freely.

All proceeds go directly toward keeping this journey alive — funding awareness for the most random, unnecessary, and deeply important shit imaginable. Your support fuels the madness, the message, and whatever questionable idea comes next.

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