stop being an asshole…

 

 

For real… this is the first official website for Earth (pretty sure at least) — and maybe Mars too. If you’re not from Earth and just visiting, please consider this your official guide for the potential issues you may run into during your stay. Consider it a courtesy warning, provided for your safety and sanity.

 

Welcome to kickrocksforreal.com — the unofficial headquarters dedicated to one thing: attempting to reduce the global asshole pandemic. This is where humor and awareness, collide in hopes of lowering the overall level of unnecessary nonsense circulating around the planet. (including this)

The idea is simple: spotlight the behavior, not normalize it, and remind everyone that being decent is still an option. Global assholism didn’t appear overnight, and it won’t disappear instantly either, but every conversation, every laugh, and every shared moment here is part of the effort to dial it back.

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What is the point of this site?

This site is simply here to deliver a message to all the assholes in the world. It also doubles as a symbol of our current state of humanity and its ongoing commitment to chaos and general eviliness.

If the items are still out of stock, that’s not a merch problem — it just means there are still way too many assholes who haven’t received the message yet. Inventory will improve as behavior does.

This message is officially approved by everyone who is completely, spiritually, and emotionally tired of assholes.

oops… Sorry!

I see this message may have angered you a little. I’m currently building a support site to help…. maybe.

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Yep, that’s right…. I’m gonna release products daily. All of them are made in the USA. 

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The gift that keeps giving until all the assholes in the world become not assholes anymore. 

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*Not an actual number… Don’t call it.