Ultimate Asshole Remote Control™

Introducing the Ultimate Asshole Remote Control™ — the must-have tool for anyone dealing with someone who just won’t shut up, calm down, or act like a normal functioning human for five minutes.

This might look like a regular remote, but it’s spiritually designed for those moments when an asshole is operating at full volume. Just hold it up, point it like you mean business, and enjoy the satisfaction of mentally turning them down. Need silence? Hit mute and give yourself the peace they clearly refuse to provide. Need a full reset? Hit power off and symbolically shut down the nonsense before it drains your will to live.

Perfect for family gatherings, bad dates, coworkers who love hearing themselves talk, or anyone who simply requires instant imaginary attitude adjustment. Highly relatable, emotionally therapeutic, and disturbingly satisfying to use.

It sold out insanely fast because, shocker… the world is drowning in assholes and people everywhere needed this level of petty empowerment in their lives.