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“I Saved An Asshole” Hoodie

Original price was: $500.00.Current price is: $499.99.

I’ll be real — I haven’t actually sold any of these yet. The price is still accurate though, mainly because this item is going to be rare for a reason. And if you think you saved them, congrats…. for now.

Odds are you’re standing knee-deep in the muddy water they created, which is why everything feels confusing and nothing looks clear right now. That’s kind of their specialty. It’ll be okay.

I also source the sweaters from Costco and the Sharpies from Walmart. So yes, this item is still made in the USA. By me, you asshole.

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