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Certified Asshole Detection Binoculars™ – See the Stupidity Up Close

Original price was: $150.00.Current price is: $149.99.

Get an up-close, National Geographic–style look at the chaos before you waste one more ounce of emotional energy. Pull these beauties out mid–asshole moment and watch the instant identity crisis as they realize you are visually documenting the stupidity in real time. It’s bold, it’s petty, it’s disrespectful in the most healing way possible, and honestly… it works way better than therapy.

Proudly sourced from Dollar Tree, because you don’t need luxury equipment to witness nonsense — just cheap plastic, crystal-mediocre lenses, and the confidence to stare.

And yes, they sold out fast… because apparently people everywhere needed official confirmation that what they were dealing with was, in fact, peak-grade assholery. Demand was high. Assholes were plentiful. Inventory never stood a chance.

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