Bag of Rocks

So yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like. You buy this, and I mail it directly to the asshole in your life. I’ll even slip a sticky note in the back that says, “kick rocks you asshole!” because presentation matters.

All rocks are responsibly sourced from public land, because ethics. Forget politics — become a geologist. And just in case you were wondering, yes, this is proudly made in the USA.

Also, this is still cheaper then a therapist and way more affective. Save your money. You’re Welcome.